Mustered Factory

So yesterday I woke up, it was like every other day, I was bored, dreading the fact I had to go to school, and cooking breakfast. Anyways, I was getting ready to put some mustered on my donut ( yes mustered on donuts, don't knock till you try it) and it was a new bottle. I had to take off the little plastic thing under the cap, and there it was! A LIVE COCKROACH INSIDE THE BOTTLE!!! I was like WTF!!! So I grabbed the bottle and the phone and called the 1-800 number and this french guy answered. He was all like " we we we, shok rey blu, im a stinky french guy, we we we." So I hung up and tryed it again and again and finally realized that number they put on the bottle was a fake. I want to the store and looked at another bottle and the number was the same. So I'm asking you to give me any info about the mustered factory, because I want to sue them for about $254,564,237,295,472,000,000,040.57. If can give my any info leading to the mustered factor then I am willing to give you $39.

Things I Hate, Have Always Hated, And Will Despise For All Eternity

• Shrink Whrapped sandwitches
• cupcakes
• Rasins
• Tic-Tac-Toe
• Japaniese Cartoons
• Happy meal toys
• Stapplers without stapples
• The word "Bevrage"
• Anything that was popular in the 70's
• Brain freezes
• Drying off with a cold, wet towel
• Straight vinigar
• Poorly made egg salad
• Stamps
• Coupons
• The sound of someone blowing their nose
• Fried eggs
• Pig tails
• Mullets
• Animal feed stores
• The name Abraham in the current centurty
• French liturature
• The feeling of sea-weed whraping around my leg
• Icing
• Ice
• -ing
  Thakfully all of the above will happen!
  

Cool Websites

there are a few fun web sites that I know, of one of them is www.frontsteps.com and another one is www.dorks.com and if you just want to play games you should go to www.bored.com if you know of other sites please laeve a comment

Fun Game

http://www.killsometime.com/games/Game.asp?ID=437 this is a fun geme if you like killing things and blowing things up os try it you like it

Sidewalk Chalk

this is a vary cool site, everything you are about to see is made with chalk and on a flat sidewalkhttp://www.impactlab.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=7567

Ice Water

Ice water was banned in 15 states today. Scientists say that it causes a bad feeling in mice. Dr. Anderson of M.I.T. did an experiment in January and released their statement around March. The Daily News That Didn’t Make The News was able to obtain the report, which outlines what they did in the experiment. The report stated, “Two sets of mice {with} 5 mice in each were taken. One set was given tap water, and the other set was given ice water. At the end of a two-hour period each mouse in the {ice water} group was asked if they had a bad feeling, and they didn’t say no, so naturally we concluded that they did. For the {tap water} group each was asked if they had a bad feeling, and they didn’t say yes, proving they did not have a bad feeling of tap water. The Michigan governor sent the bill to a federal level and congress voted that ice water is banned in Michigan, California, Iowa, Illinois, Connecticut, Virginia, Washington, North Dakota, Missouri, Mississippi, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Maine and South Dakota. But black market ice water selling continues. Officer Davenport of Minnesota made a statement yesterday saying, “It’s everywhere! I see cases daily of our undercover agents that hide behind toilets busting two guys who exchange the substance in bathrooms. Three big dealers have been taken into custody since February. Their deals are pretty much the same. You see a converted closet with a water pipe, an icemaker, and an average of $300,000 in a wall safe or something.” Texas seems to be a large beacon for those who crave the stuff. “Its mass produced like you wouldn’t believe down here! In some restaurants waiters just set it down even if you aint want it!!!” says Texas resident Ian Wolf. It is possible that that the whole country will have what is now called the Cold Ban. Further

Wolf's Rain

My friend Tim told me about a show called Wolf's rain
http://youtube.com/watch?v=m6foc8tWEGo&mode=related&search=
her is a short vidoe about it
Anyways Tim sometimes did the voise over for the white wolf I mean the person that the wolf turns into

Pants Of Death

PANTS:just when you thought you were safe.------------------------------
My friend bought me a pair of pants the other day. She got them a the salvation army. They seemed like a good deal at the time but little did I know they were actualy....KILLER PANTS OF DEATH!I was wearing them just like any other person would.....thats around my waist. Standing around a saw a couple of cool guys a few feet away. trying to look cool I slip my thumb around the inside waist of my new pants. That was when it happened. I cut my damn thumb on a staple! a STAPLE! why would they put a staple in my pants?! At one point it was used to hold the 4.99 lable but aparently i didnt remove it all the way. Why do they need to use staples? Why not tape? Or glue? Or a goddamn paper clip. Even a paperclip would be better than a staple. Are they TRYING to hurt people? What if it had been my underwear? I could have had to go the emergency room! Or worse! If they really want to hurt people why not atach the price with razor blades? What about molten steel? or better yet lava! They should atach a homing beakon on the pants so as soon as you remove the lable and put the pants on a giant homing missile comes hurtling from space and blows you to peices. Why dont they give the lable to an asian gang to hold infront of the pants waiting to kill with a knife and then hide your body in a near by dumpster you when you take it off? Now i am afraid to put the pants on. What if the lable guy missed the lable the first could times and put even more stables in my pants? I could die! This is a warning to everyone that wears pants...BE CAREFUL! you may be the next to fall victm to a staple. and because of a comment im am telling you that I got this from http://www.pie24.blogspot.com/ check it out

Nose Game 2

Ok the bleeding have stoped now. Lets try the stapler! I can fit the very tip of it in but no more than that.Oh grose theres boogers on the stapler.How about the keyboard? How much of that do you think i can fit? Hmm. not as much as I thought I could I guess.Well my nose is starting to get a little sore again now so I better stop. I hope you had as much fun with this game as I did. But dont limmit yourself to your desk. You can play this game anywhere. Play it with your moms purse. Play it in the kitchen. Theres lots of stuff you can put in your nose in the kitchen. WEEEE. See how many wood chips off the playground you can fit in your nose. My records 36 I could have gotten more but I passed out because one of the wood chips punctured my brain.

Noes Game

The name of the game is "Nose". These are the materials you will need to play this game
1. a nose (preferably your own but your baby sisters nose will work just as well)
2. stuff
3. ..... yea thats it.
So im going to play the game now to show you what is involved... ok.... lets see...heres a pencil. Ill put it in my nose. I can put the pencil pretty far up but it sort of hurts a bit and I think im going to sneeze.Heres a small desk clock.... hmm it doesn't seem to fit in my nose all that well.Heres a pair of scisorrs... OWCH. oh thats a good one. Be carefull with that one. damn.Heres a peice of gum that was stuck to my shoe. Ill try that. hmm. I sort of like that one. Look I can blow a bubble!Lets try the pencil again. uh oh bloody nose. Ill have to wait abit before i try somthing else.this realy is a great game.I will try again tomorow

Evil Cows

Did you know that some cows are acctually evil aliens wereing human skin to trick us into buying games and collectibles that will planet microchip in our fingers that will send nanobotes into our blood strem and than we will be able to tell time with out a watch so to protect your self never trust the pie lord and eat a lot of donuts

Snopes

http://snopes.com/photos/decapitate.asp this is a disterbing image what you are about to see is all true

Killer Robots

Well here's an idea. Let's take a bunch of robots capable of fighting and send them into space, nothing could go wrong right? WRONG! THIS IS THE START OF EVERY ROBOT MOVIE EVER JAPAN! Yes first they will fight for our amusement. Then what? Then they'll look down at our little planet with their small robot eyes and plot the invasion. Robots should not be trained in the art of death, nor should they be sent into space on their own. Robots can not be trusted. They are smarter faster and stronger than us. So when the robot hordes rain down from the skies, dont blame me, blame yourselves.

Tuborcal

Do you want to buy a vary vary cool tuborcal well to bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there is one way that you can get it and that is if you send me

$100,000,000,000,000,000,500,000,000,000,080,000,000,000,000,000,800, 000,000,000,030,540,000,000,000,000,000,300,000,000,000,010,000,000.34

or you can just leave me a comment

(you will not get the tuborcal if you don't give me the money)

The Easter Bunny Hates You

we have always thuoght that the easter bunny was evil and now we have proof http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5427138374898988918&q=easter+bunny+hates+you&pl=true this it a vary funny clip that you must see

E-mail

do you hate me do you think I am stuped, freaky, crazy, or funny or do you just want to talk to me well now you can- my E-mail address is monkybutts24860@yahoo.com send your hate mail to me I am waiting

We are like a donut

Because we go nuts for no reason and when we realise that it was for no reasonwe say "DOH" because we sometimes go nuts - I got this from ras his web site is crazyras.blogspot.com check it out sometime